"Battle of the Mediocre DJs" - I didn't say it!

The Battle for Wednesday Night

VS.

Well, well, well.. What do we have here?
Clam Jammers has been dominating Wednesday night since the beginning of the semester.
There's no argument against that.
This is primarily because the same person(s) has been calling the shots on what bars go on each night of the week. And it's for that very reason that the bar nights around here become routine.

Now in efforts to break the mundane cycle, different individuals got behind Red Stripe in an effort to dip into the Wednesday night money honey pot. This isn't all that surprising because Red Stripe used to own Wednesday night's before they got into a bit of legal trouble in Spring 2010. Since they've reopened on Saturday nights, the turnout has been less than ideal.
So, this really shouldn't come as a surprise to many.

Luckily for us, we get to be the judges in this little competition.

In one corner, we have Clam Jammers, advertising $1 Tequila Shots in addition to their other drink specials. While Red Stripe spreads rumors they will be selling a cup at the door for free 'Gansett refills all night. 

All in all, I feel like this is just the male version Facebook fighting. 

Just gunning for each-other's events, using drink specials and DJ line-ups as ammunition. 

 Leaving the question, Where will you go Wednesday Night?

Will you stay loyal to Clam Jammer's despite the the scent of raw fish, 

or will it be the deciding factor for you to put your love affair to rest?

All I know is, I like my bar the way I like my country; red striped and full of stars...

Cheers!

Besides its only a matter of time before these two groups kiss, make up, join forces & continue their quest for college bar night domination. 

White Jeans & A Man Named Bobby

So, people went to Bobby G's last Tuesday night, but I didn't blog about it or anything because I thought it was just another fundraiser type (typed PIKE by accident at first) deal. Then when I got an event invitation for Bobby G's Tonight I thought, "Did Bobby G's Tuesday's become a thing?" I guess it has because tonight marks the beginning of...

 "Bobby Gs Club Life WHITE JEANS College Invasion Tour"

(when copying that title, I hit control question mark by accident. Fruedian slips left & right tonight)

Based on the event page, it appears there is going to be a DJ battle of some sort going on...

But I guess if you don't have any work to do get down to Bobby G's to get your Tidal Wave on, and show support to our beloved DJ White Jeans and his worthy opponent. 

Don't forget your $2.00 for the cover! Or you could wear white jeans and get in free. 

Only issue with that is Labor Day passed weeks ago. 

You can use your own judgement on that one.

Don't Forget to Follow @JeansWHITE on Twitter!

For the sake of fashion don't wear white jeans and pay the two freaking dollars. You'll thank me laaaaterrrrrrr..

Let's Recap On..

TIESTO
& Porter Robinson

I truly can't even form words about last night. Mostly because my brain is mush...

So for this post, I'm just going to let the video do the talking...

And then we hung out, ripped shots of Jagermeister and played a couple rounds of beer pong.
Not to brag or anything....

So Tiesto is coming tomorrow

And my question is, are we even Fu*king ready?

Because I really don't think we are. 

And not only do i think we aren't ready, I don't think the school is ready. 

Like, what even is the campus staff/facility/whoever going to to do 

when they have upwards to 5,000 students just rolling around campus?! 

Last year for the Wiz Khalifa concert, I joked about how many people were going to end up in the hospital. But with Tiesto we are now on totally different spectrums of epic.

And it isn't even because Tiesto is so good, 

(because from a personal stand point he isn't all that live) 

It's only because everyone is like, 

"Oh my god Tiesto is in fucking Rhode Island! 

Lets consume massive amounts of everything & just see how out of hand it can possibly get."

Which I am all for, don't get me wrong...

So while you're anxiously awaiting tomorrow check out the video below from the first show of Tiesto's College Invasion Tour at Syracuse

So get your neon ready & I'll see you tomorrow night.
FYI: I will be ready equip to video..Leggo


Now gimme that Porter Robinson..

Wednesday, Wednesday, Everybody Loves Wednesday

"Get Your Clam Jammed"   "Getting my Clam Jammed so hard later"  "Jamming Clams Tonight!"

So incase you were absent from Facebook today, let me clue you in. 

This Hump Day everyones getting their Clam Jammed

..dirty

CLAM JAMMERS

(A taste of last week)

Last week's Clam Jammers' was rowdy as hell. And hot as it too. 

The bar was packed, girls were dancing on tables all over, the dance floor was wild,

and DJ RT & RJ were killing it.

So basically it was the way we like it.

My only complaint (aside from the fact that it reeks like raw dirty fish over there) was that getting a drink took about an hour. But the word is that they're opening up other bar & sticking another beer girl somewhere. So now it will only take you like a half hour to get a drink.

So get yourself down to Galilee and don't leave your Pre-game too late or you will be standing outside breathing in that clam jammed air.

yumm..

To take videos tonight, or not to take videos tonight? That is the question..

Welcome Back

It's official; School is back in session. 

And so are the parties. I don't know about you guy's but my weekend was a blur. I think my last solid memory from Friday night was cutting about 40 people to get into Coast Guard House. Kind of felt bad, but not really. I wonder if it is just CGH that is cracking down on ID's, or if it's going to be every bar. Either or, it may not be such a bad thing because the bouncers are being more selective about who they are letting in. Separating the Grenades from the Bombshells, if you will..

(couldn't function behind a camera this weekend. i'll be more diligent this week)

As the first post of the Semester I want to keep it short and sweet and just say overall,

 I'm feeling good vibes for Fall 2011. 

The bar line-up seems to have expanded past Rhody Joe's (hallelujah) & we have some pretty sick houses on the map.

Just as a little something to think about while you're in class this week..

This coming Saturday is the return of Red Stripe..

Post Coming Soon...

Let's Recap On..

The 4th of July

Hello, Good morning.

Now, if you were on BLOCK ISLAND, for the 4th of July then you already know.. 

Or, you don't know because you blacked out on the ferry. 

Regardless, let's break it down.

And that was only just the ferry. Cause let's be honest, the survival rate of my camera on the beach is not high. I was either going to drop it, break it, or it was going in the ocean. I opted for D. None of the above and kept its in it's case.

But to sum it up, shit was sloppy. What else can you expect when bottles of champagne (as shown above) are being chugged at 10am? Not to mention there was a bar ON the ferry. Talk about genius.

America, baby.

Only the Strong Survive.

If you didn't protect your cooler, you we're screwed. And if you took beer from anyone elses cooler, you were even more screwed. Ask the chick who tried to steal out of my friends cooler.
She did not have as great of a day as everyone else.
(she got kicked in the face and ate sand, then came back for Round 2 and tripped over herself to eat some more sand).

But by far, the best part of the day was when some drunk lady was strolling down the beach yelling

"THIS IS NOT THE JERSEY SHORE! Go Home!"

Not that far off if you ask me..