Social Experiment

So what happened was...
My friends & I managed to get tickets to last night's "My Dirty Valentine" Bus Trip at like 9 last night so naturally I stopped everything i was doing and got ready to go because who declines free tickets to party? Yeah, i thought so too.

When I say free tickets, I actually mean counterfit ones. And when I say counterfit, I mean this freshman entertainment company used red raffle tickets as their tickets. 

Rookie mistake. 

Anyway, we get on the bus and I immediately felt like I was in some weird social experiment. Not to be vainglorious or anything, but it was like someone put four red Mercedes in an over crowded parking lot of 1996 Honda Civic's. No offense if you drive one. The clincher was when my friend said:

"There's threesomes, some girl is puking out of the window, some guy is stripping and black boys are touching me.  What the ----?"

I can't make this up. I typed in my notepad occasionally so I wouldn't forget any of these crucial details.  When we finally got to Ultra Nightclub, I had to make sure I was in the right place because it actually looked like a WWE Smackdown. Bouncers man handling girls, guys getting snuffed, and chicks and guys snuffing each other. Had I paid, I would have been livid at that point, but I cheated the system so it was cool. 

Regardless of all we encounter, we managed to make the best of it and have a good time. There was no wait at the bar, because we were the only 12 people with "Drinking Age Verified" bracelets. Naturally we ignored everyone and raged in a circle. I just hope the onlookers learned a valuable lesson in the ways of partying.

I was documenting..

Oh, and if anyone I forced to buy me a drink reads this, sorry that I'm persuasive... not really that sorry.

BUS TRIP FEATURES BOCO

BUS TRIP TONIGHT

ULTRA NIGHTCLUB

"My Dirty Valentine"

an Ask About It Entertainment Production

Music by DJ Doubletake...?

Mind you, I know nothing about this company, the DJ or anything like that. The only reason I'm suggesting people attend is because URI's very own "BoCo" is going to be preforming. He can thank me later for this plug, but seriously I would go just to watch Bobby. Click the link about for me details about the event tonight, regarding tickets and prices and what have you.

I unfortunately will not be attending because i have prior arrangements..

Let me know how it is, I guess?

I, in no way, created the term "My Dirty Valentine"

Just wanted to establish that..

Does Anyone Remember...

Bobby G's

Tidal Waves. Tidal Waves. Tidal Waves. Tidal Waves. Tidal Waves. Tidal Waves.

Do I have to say anymore? 

So about the Bus Trip..

The Bus Trip to Level II has been "Postponed"

(i.e. cancelled)

Leaky pipes at Level II are to blame for this cancellation, but frankly I'm not mad. 

The initial thought of a bus trip on a Wednesday sounded great, but as it was approaching more and more people were reconsidering attending and in the end, it's probably best for all parties involved.

With that being said, tickets will be refunded. RI College life suggests getting in touch with the person you purchased your ticket from & getting your money refunded

Now that there is no bus trip, I guess I have some work to do right now then, huh?

I'll get back to you...

Going to do a little something

I'm going to call it ..

Weekend Highlights

Yup, it's exactly what it sounds like.

             I'm talking pictures, 

                                     videos, 

                                         sound-bites..

                                             Whatever I can get my hands on.

Don't disappoint me tonight people.

Weekend Highlights

Premiering Sunday Night.

PomPerry's

The former establishment we all loved Pompeii, has been reopened under the alias of Perry's & has been open for some time now. However, it will always be Pompeii in my mind, so I came up with something to suit this awkward in-between:

"Pom Perry's" 

(Work with me here).

                      This again, is another RI College Life production, which i've come to notice,
                  guarantees an out-of-hand night. Just for the record, "out-of-hand" is a great thing.

    Something about "PomPerry's" just makes people say:

                    "Yes, I will keep my tab open."

                          "Three consecutive jello shots? That sounds like a wonderful idea !"

                                    "I thought you were driving home !"

                                          "My boyfriend will never find out about this..."

   

And then in some cases, you wake up the next morning with a welt-like bruise the size of a football.

   

 But that is a different story all together.

The point is, if you don't go to Perry's on a Friday, then you aren't doing anything in a 20 mile radius worth talking about.

Yes, you can keep my tab open...


Perry's
Mariner Square 140 Point Judith Road 
Narragansett, Rhode Island

We Love Wednesday

It's another RI College Life Production
@ Rhody Joes

10 Reasons you should go to Rhody Joe's Tonight

                             1. All your friends are going

                             2. Dollar Drafts

                             3. $4 Patron Shots

                             4. We probably won't have class again tomorrow

                             5. Celebrate being 2 day closer to friday

                             6. DJ Ryan Scott & DJ RJ

                             7. Catch the routine fight

                             8. There's a solid chance AXO & ADPi dance on the bar again

                             9. You want to hear what Charlie McGill says over the microphone

                            10. You want to be in one of the pictures I post on the site.. obviously.

I like dollar drafts....

Tip your Bartender!

Let's try to keep the windows intact tonight, eh?

Photo's Courtesy of Your Facebooks!

URI Student Entertainment Committee Announces:

Wiz Khalifa

He'll be in the building like '"Real Estate"

champagne & paper planes

It's official; Mr. Taylor Gang himself is coming to the 
Ryan Center on April 7th.

                          

 Ticket sales for URI students start at 

10 o'clock am, Friday February 4th at the Ryan Center Box office for $20. 

                If you plan on going, be sure to get on line early, because there is no doubt in my mind 

                 Wiz is going to sell out faster then Cudi . . & those we're gone in like three hours. 

                     I'm also sure that April 7th is going to be a busy day for Absolut Smoke Shop.

Tickets for the general public start the following saturday; details listed below.

Wiz Khalifa's performance at the Ryan Center has potential to be epic. In the past year,
Wiz Khalifa has evolved from a small scale performer to a rap icon. I'm a little nervous for this concert, but  nerves don't even match my excitement. For Cudi's concert in the fall, there were supposedly "25" ambulances called to campus. This... we're talking WIZ KHALIFA. 

People are going to go crazy.    

If I had a dollar for every time I heard '"Jets" or "Taylor Gang" on this campus

I would be able to pay for this concert myself.

"If there's one thing i know, it's smoking & living large."

Ugh, I'm just trying to get this dude to come to the after party.

Now that, would be epic.

Ryan Center Box Office

1 Lincoln Almond Plaza

Kingston, RI

1-800-745-3000

Available Through TicketMaster

One last thing; Floor Seats are Overrated.